{"id":228,"date":"2013-10-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spreadsheet-day.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2014-10-19T11:35:17","modified_gmt":"2014-10-19T15:35:17","slug":"spreadsheet-day-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spreadsheet-day.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/17\/spreadsheet-day-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"Spreadsheet Day 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"d942c2121bfbd137a3b44056a000f09c\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Responsive Top -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9531091850463532\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"6574318169\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Happy Spreadsheet Day 2013! In honour of this special occasion, here is a collection of my favourite spreadsheet tweets from this year.<\/p>\n<p>I collect and post Excel tweets every Friday on my <a title=\"Excel Theatre blog\" href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\">Excel Theatre blog<\/a>. They give an interesting glimpse into the strange and wonderful ways that people use (and abuse) spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<p>And remember, onions and spreadsheets don\u2019t mix!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>having an excel spreadsheet open on your computer ALWAYS makes it look like you&#8217;re doing work, no matter whats on it<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m drinking coffee and staring at an Excel spreadsheet.. Is this what it&#8217;s like working in an office?<\/li>\n<li>I have been working on the same spreadsheet all day today. That plus the onions from someone&#8217;s lunch are making me stabby.<\/li>\n<li>I have just typed the words &#8220;killer frogs&#8221; into an Excel spreadsheet. This makes me happy, for some reason.<\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet I&#8217;ve just been sent has a v.fancy pivot table in it. I actually said &#8220;Woah!&#8221; when I opened it. God help me.<\/li>\n<li>Guy next to me is assaulting his keyboard, and using a calculator to work out sums for his excel spreadsheet&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Eugh..Girl complaining about an excel spreadsheet like it&#8217;s Satan&#8217;s work. IT&#8217;S AN EXCEL SHEET.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m just going to keep calm and pretend that the Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been working on for the past 8 hours did not close without saving.<\/li>\n<li>My colleague has been making a humongous Excel spreadsheet for 4 solid days. What&#8217;s the best way to tell him he&#8217;s been using the wrong data?<\/li>\n<li>Is it weird that I&#8217;m asking my nanny to fill out an excel spreadsheet that tracks my son&#8217;s feeding and napping times? #nerd<\/li>\n<li>Oh, a 40MB excel spreadsheet of data&#8230; without any instruction on how to mine the data&#8230; or what we&#8217;re supposed to do with it? Perfect.<\/li>\n<li>Bridesmaid has hen party spreadsheet. I love her.<\/li>\n<li>I swear, my boss would have us log the number of breaths we take of labspace air in an Excel spreadsheet if he could. everything.xlsx<\/li>\n<li>Just incorrectly entered a date into a spreadsheet with the year &#8220;29013.&#8221; Spreadsheet promptly froze and crashed. #Y29KBug #EndOfDays<\/li>\n<li>Hope my boss never discovers the excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve been working on all month is just a list my favorite Macho Man Randy Savage moments.<\/li>\n<li>Doing an excel spreadsheet for my boss in colours of the rainbow, i hope he likes it, shame i couldnt add a scent #work<\/li>\n<li>Staring at an Excel spreadsheet wont make it do what you want it too&#8230;finding this out the hard way!!! #deathbyexcel<\/li>\n<li>\u201cAn Excel spreadsheet is probably the best way to store this information.\u201d &#8211; OLD people<\/li>\n<li>boss just called my excel project the &#8220;Model-T&#8221; of spreadsheets. not a compliment.<\/li>\n<li>Code something difficult, no one cares. Make an excel spreadsheet look pretty &#8220;wow, what amazing work you&#8217;ve done!&#8221; #MathMajorProblems<\/li>\n<li>When will we get The Great British Spreadsheet Bee? One and a half hours to create a pivot table with a graph?<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t judge people by skin color or religion or gender\u2026but I do get a little impatient if they can\u2019t create a competent excel spreadsheet\u2026<\/li>\n<li>When Excel asks you whether you want to &#8216;Update Links&#8217; in a spreadsheet sent by someone in Finance, say no immediately. #TIL<\/li>\n<li>Who cares if my Excel spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t &#8220;add properly&#8221; or &#8220;make sense&#8221;. Did you see how I nailed the color scheme? 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